Talk Dirty To Me!

I am a brand ambassador for Cottonelle. Please note that any personal opinions reflected in this post are my own and have not been influenced by the sponsor in any way.

Cottonelle Be Kind To Your Behind

Wondering what the title of this post means, right? If you follow me on Twitter, like my Facebook or read Mom Knows It All regularly, you know I love music. “Talk Dirty To Me” was the name of a song by the band Poison. This post is not about that. It’s not about music at all, actually.

Sometimes in life there are times you’re willing to try different products, brands and items. It doesn’t hurt, after all, right? New looseleaf paper? I’ll check it out. New pasta? Yep. New pens? Yep. New cat litter? Sure. New paper towels? Absolutely. New toilet paper? Probably not. Why? Toilet paper is one of those things that I am very particular about. It’s one of those products that you just have to love, because you use it all the time. Anyone that says otherwise is full of it. It’s quite simply a fact of life. You poop, you clean up. There are two important things in toilet paper to me – that it works and that it doesn’t hurt my butt. (Or as the Brits call it, your bum.) You’re familiar with the saying “be kind to your behind”, right?

Well, I have a piece of exciting news. I, along with 49 other Moms that hang out on Triberr, have been selected as a Cottonelle brand ambassador. Who would do such a thing? The brave Dino Dogan. Well, I think that he must be brave, to lead a group of 50 women that will be talking dirty. Giggle. Anyway. Back to the subject at hand. I am happy to announce that I will be participating in the Moms for Cottonelle campaign! Wondering what that’s about? Here’s a brief video about it.

So what does this mean for you? Well, I talk about a lot of things here on Mom Knows It All. I recently decided I wanted to be more personal with my readers, and I mean really, how much more personal can you get then wiping your butt? So yes, it means we’re going to be talking about out butts! LOL. Yes it does! This is actually a topic near and dear to me, since I not have my own butt to keep clean, I also have my youngest son’s butt to keep clean. Which is where this whole topic is going to be key.

Stay tuned!

About the Author

NJ Mom of 2 boys. – TJ, a 21 year old, and CJ, a 17 year old with Down Syndrome. Jersey girl. I have three younger brothers, all of whom have children. Social media enthusiast. Ds Advocate. Cat person. I love rock music! I HATE the misuse of the word retarded. I take it personally and find it very offensive.

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  1. Love that song! And I love Cottonelle! Never thought I would see Poison and wiping butts in the same post! LOL! Excited to be a part of this campaign with you:)

  2. I can totally relate with you about the toilet paper. We only buy Cottonelle, and that’s not changing any time soon. This is such a fun campaign, especially all of the potty humor 😉

  3. Great song! I LOVE how you managed to tie in one of the greatest hair bands of the 80’s with bums/tp….priceless! 🙂

  4. How funny. I’m looking forward to reading more.

    We use Cottonelle. I love how soft and thick their TP is!

  5. Hahaha! You’re definitely brave for taking on such a personal topic so publicly. Yet, toilet paper is part of life so why not talk about it?

  6. One of my favorite songs of all time! Excited to be joining you as one of the other 49 ambassadors. 🙂 We get to talk about bums! haha

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